January 2010
Me: I am not cooking.
Brother: What kind of woman are you?
December 2009
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Brushing your teeth is fuunnnnn.
I get all yayayay, after I finish. My breathe smells amazing. My teeth are white. And in the process the foam comes out of your mouth making you look like a rabid dog. So I just go along with it and go GRRRR. It’s always fun.
Tumblr 2009.
xladyluck:
Okay, it’s my list time! Tumblr has (re)introduced me to many people, and has enabled me to make friends who I can trust. Here is a list of some of the best. Love you guys<3.
gigglymexicans.tumblr.com
brokensound.tumblr.com
gravitysavedme.tumblr.com
xwayshefeels.tumblr.com
quietblackbird.tumblr.com
annaleelee.tumblr.com
elizabetty.tumblr.com
illuminatethenos.tumblr.com
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Cereal is god.
last day of '09.
jvarsames: heatherswirski: paigewich: (via: wolfbearwolfbear)
This year, I have… Graduated High School. Smoked cigarettes. Got so drunk you passed out. Rode every ride at an amusement park. Collected something really stupid. Gone to a rock concert. Helped someone. Gone fishing. Watched four movies in one night. Gone long periods of time with out sleep. Lied to someone. Snorted cocaine. Failed a...
Moment of Clarity
The past few days I have been feeling really shitty. You know pretty much just questioning, “What is life?” Going on with my boring social extinct life. Until just the other day I had a moment where the world just made sense to me again. What happened was I set my alarm to wake up by 2:15pm. I heard it and said to myself “no, more sleep for me!” However, I did not turn...
HOW DO YOU POST GIFS? HOLY CANOLIE :(
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YESTERDAY WAS THE FIRST TIME I SAW A...
syafreak:
So I went cycling with peeps and we ended up at one part of Singapore where Gays/Shemale/tranny hung out. I didn’t even know such place existed in this country of mine since gays and all that is strictly a no-no in my country. My eyes deceives me as i look at those shemale/tranny from far. They look pretty, I thought but when I got a closer look, I swear to god I regreted thinking that...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUNDDDDDDDDDD →
what is life?
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This christmas my little cousin got a ferreal friend… named Lulu.. to bad it is mine now? Or just likes me more. Here is a break down about ferreal friends. Lolz.
Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you, you just gotta figure out who’s worth...
– Bob Marley (via tranashley) (via quote-book) (via toloveandback)
Anyone who wants some of The Raintree material-... →
owies
i binge eat. i can go for not eating forever. then i just sit down and stuff my face. then my stomach is like “owies”. hmpt! pout. before you people assume shit i am not bulimic or whatever. it just so happens that i stuff my face once a day with small, small amounts of food in between.
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HALT! I AM REPTAR! HALT! I AM REPTAR! HALT! I AM...
"The ticking time bomb finally exploded, and video...
LOL. I can’t believe I am doing this for my research paper. I am putting funky metaphors in everything. LOL. He better fucking like 8 pages of this shit.
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I saw one of the cutest things ever.
I was on the side stage for misfits because Barbara demanded me to watch them. LOL. Anyways I guess something was happening and Chuck brought this little kid on stage. He was adorable in his misfits shirt all :D then the guy noticed and was going insane (the bassist). The other guys and I were just like omgesh awww, lmfao. When they fucking ended the bassist threw his guitar into the drum set, and...
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DUDE, IF THERE IS A VIDEO ON YOUR DASH YOU CAN...
I honestly think I forgot how to be social.
I don’t mean “talking” because I can talk for hours and hours. But the other aspects of socialness I think I forgot how to do. I have this mindset like, why am I going to the mall? I don’t need anything. Why are we doing this? This is not fun. ETC. I like going to people’s houses and all but I never know what to do besides just talk. Talking is the only thing I think...
THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA! FFAWNUINHARIBNWINGOA!
bowwowwoff!: CAPS
bowwowwoff!: BECAUSE
raced.: STOP YELLING
bowwowwoff!: yells THIS IS SPARTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
bowwowwoff!: YWAEARARWRRRRRRRRRRRR
raced.: orly?
bowwowwoff!: YES
bowwowwoff!: I GO RIDE A HORSE
bowwowwoff!: BECAUSE I AM FROM SPARTA
bowwowwoff!: AND WE RIDE HORSES THERE
bowwowwoff!: GIDDYUP
bowwowwoff!: UNTUNTZ
raced.: i dont like sparta
raced.: you can go play by yourself
bowwowwoff!: THEN YOU MUST HATE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
bowwowwoff!: ILL COME OUT WITH MY HORSE
bowwowwoff!: AND DESTROY YOU WITH MY SWORD OF SPARTA BECAUSE I AM FROM SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA
bowwowwoff!: !
raced.: destroy me? ohhh i see
bowwowwoff!: DO YOU STILL HATE SPARTANS
raced.: i'd have to get you first
raced.: and yes
bowwowwoff!: YOU CAN NOT DESTROY THE DESTROYERS
bowwowwoff!: WE WILL MELD YOUR EYES OFF WITH OUR FUCKING MINDS
bowwowwoff!: BECAUSE WE ARE SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA
raced.: you arent sparta
bowwowwoff!: WE AREEE
bowwowwoff!: AND SINCE YOU HATE THE SPARTA
bowwowwoff!: YOU CAN NOT BE IN THIS SUCH WE
bowwowwoff!: YOU WILL BE IN THE SUCH "DEAD"
bowwowwoff!: :)
raced.: that sentence
raced.: LOL
raced.: WELL COME GET ME THEN
raced.: FAGGOT
bowwowwoff!: FFAWNUINHARIBNWINGOA
bowwowwoff!: MIND POWERS
raced.: LOL
bowwowwoff!: MY BATTLE CRY IS INTIMIDATING
bowwowwoff!: FFAWNUINHARIBNWINGOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
bowwowwoff!: FUCKING SPARTA
raced.: im not scared
raced.: i dont think you are cut out for that
bowwowwoff!: I WILL RIP YOUR FACE OFF IF I HAVE TO
bowwowwoff!: OKAY?
raced.: 2:35 AM - raced.: WELL COME GET ME THEN
- raced.: FAGGOT
bowwowwoff!: FAGGOT PAY FOR PLANES
bowwowwoff!: OR GAS
bowwowwoff!: THAT'S WHAT YOU DO
raced.: FOR YOU TO GET ME?
bowwowwoff!: PAY UP
raced.: HELL NO
raced.: FAGGOT
bowwowwoff!: NO DO IT
bowwowwoff!: I CAN NOT
bowwowwoff!: OR YOU CAN COME HERE
bowwowwoff!: SO I CAN GO SPARTA ON YOUR ASS
bowwowwoff!: OKAY
raced.: LOL THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN
bowwowwoff!: LOL OKAY?
raced.: OKAY
raced.: FAGOGT
raced.: oops
raced.: FAGOT
raced.: FAGGOT
raced.: jesus
bowwowwoff!: YEAH YOU BEST CALL FOR JESUS
raced.: .......
bowwowwoff!: HE CAN'T SAVE YOU NOWWW
bowwowwoff!: ~
bowwowwoff!: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
raced.: HE CAN TOO
raced.: BUT I CAN SAVE MYSELF
raced.: TAHNK YOU
bowwowwoff!: YOU CAN NOT
bowwowwoff!: YOU ARE IN THE SPARTAN DIRECTORY AS "WANTED: DEAD"
bowwowwoff!: EVERY SPARTAN IS GOING TO COME AFTER YOU
bowwowwoff!: ONCE I FIND THEM
raced.: awww fuuuuuuuu
bowwowwoff!: I AM HAVING FUN
raced.: what do i do then?
raced.: HIDE?
bowwowwoff!: ACCEPT YOUR FATE
bowwowwoff!: AND FACE YOUR FEAR
bowwowwoff!: FEAR OF THE SPARTANSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
raced.: OKAY
raced.: ILL HIDE
bowwowwoff!: NO
bowwowwoff!: WE HAVE RADAR
bowwowwoff!: WITH YOUR NAME ON IT
bowwowwoff!: FUNNIANNKAWQQHAIIANGOANNN